“Stories” For Cosmopolitan Latina Magazine
Cosmopolitan magazine to launch Cosmopolitan Latina magazine in 2012.
Cosmo: Latinas are Hot
The word is out that spicy Cosmopolitan magazine next year will launch a new magazine, Cosmopolitan Latina, for Spanglish-speaking, bi-cultural American Latinas.
(Kind of like the Tiki Tiki, but with more advertising and way more dirty words…)
Anyway, as reported in the New York Times, Cosmopolitan Latina will launch issues in the Spring of 2012 and Fall 2012. The magazines, 545,000 copies, will be circulated in states with large Latino populations, such as California, Florida, Texas and New York. There also will be Latina-flavored content by Latina bloggers on the Cosmo website and via smart phones.
Given all that, I have come up with suggested stories for Cosmopolitan Latina. I am, after all, a self-professed expert in the Hispanic-American demographic — even if I am a little mas vieja then their young hot cha cha readers.
Tell me what you think.
Suggested Stories for Cosmopolitan Latina
- 7 Signs He Loves His Mami More Than You!
- Aguantate la Lengua: 10 Things Never to Say at Work, to Mami, or to Your Macho
- 3 Muy Caliente Moves That will Have Him Screaming in Spanglish!
- “Lo Que Tu Quieres,” “Claro Que Si, Amor” and other Spanish Musts to Teach Your Gringo Boyfriend
- No Seas Chismosa: How to Avoid el Tiki Tiki
- Quiz: Are You an Annoying Mandona?
- Descarada! Sometimes, Mi’ja, You Just Have to Be De Madre
- Mambo and Merengue: Dance Your Way into His Pantalones Tonight!
- Chanclas Ain’t Sexy: Learn to Taconear!
- Not Latina Enough? 7 Ways To Unleash Your Inner Mamacita.
Y Tu?
Can you come up with some suggested titles for Cosmopolitan Latina magazine? (Have fun, and keep them clean-ish, por fa.)
Un poquito mas:
They so need to hire you! Love these. I’d add “Ay Mami! 5 Ways to Avoid Turning Into Your Mamá.”
Melanie, that story is a must!
Ha! They should hire me…but, if they ask me to be Hot and Spicy, no se.
They need to make you their editor! My fav was merengue or cha cha…how to dance your way into his pants.
Thank you!
I know you have to have some great ideas…
They’re going to look for bloggers and I suggest you!
LOL….hilarious!!!
The chanclas one killed me…LOL
Thank you! I had fun writing them!
It was nice to be a little racy…
You are too much.
How about:
What to Do When Mami Won’t Stop Calling
Secrets to Making Perfect Rice (Don’t Tell Mami!)
You Say Batata, I Say Camote…Maneuvering the Latin Lingo
xo
I see, I see. You’re telling me I already write this way…Gracias!
Love your versions of Tiki/Cosmo stories!
You see? It is a natural fit for you!
No puedo contigo! This is hilarious and genius!
I won’t even dare try to come up with one now!
Ay, nena. Thanks. I bet que con poco de vino, you’d come up with a few…
Hahahaha!
“Lo Que Tu Quieres,” “Claro Que Si, Amor” and other Spanish Musts to Teach Your Gringo Boyfriend
Genial! :)
Helenation´s last [fabulousness] ..My First Tree! (A Giveaway $50 Home Depot Gift Card)
I read that one to my gringo husband…he totally got it!
Gracias!
OK, I thought of a few more…many of which I can’t publish, but how about:
“Si Se Puede!
3 Hottest Positions You’ve Been Avoiding”
Ha, ha..I could do this all day.
Carrie, you had me laughing for hours!!
I say you should have a column on Cosmopolitan Latina’s magazine — one with these type of posts — because we busy Latinas need to laugh a lot more. Laughter is the best therapy for the heart.
I would add another one: “How to Explain to Your Gringo Husband Why You Store the Pots & Pans in the Oven…”
JaJaJaJa!!!
LOL – I LOVE LOVE LOVE this!! I am hysterical over this list – Maybe I’ll have a glass of wine later and come up with a few myself ;)
Latina mamis show gringa mamis how to: Unleash a “Cuban missile crisis” in his pants tonight!
Revolucion! Chicas, start a Cuban revolution in his pants tonight!
Mario Mandingo´s last [fabulousness] ..Fried garlic baguette
OMG Carrie this is to much!! You would be a perfect fit Cosmo Latina!!
vianney´s last [fabulousness] ..Citrus Margarita – Our Virtual Bridal Shower for Nelly – #NellysBigDay
LMAO – I love this. Okay, I want to play.
Dinero dont’s – 5 tonterias you should stop wasting money on right now
Are you a little miss metiche?
-QUIZ inside!
Rebozo Re-invented!
3 stylish ways to wear ‘buelita’s scarf
Dama en la sala, but not en la cama:
The secret to pleasing your macho
Have your pan dulce & eat it too!
A 7-day weightloss plan that includes all your favs
Red lipstick is for p*tas
and 10 other beauty myths your Mamá taught you
Plastic surgery alternative:
Get J.Lo’s best ass-et with just strategic duct tape!
Hottest tips to look your beauty queen best from former Miss Venezuela, Stefanía Fernández
Gringa mail: “My BF calls me ‘mami’ and it’s freaking me out!”
Getting down & dirty with dulce de leche
Tasty tips bring dessert to the bedroom
Tracy…you wish the trophy with your suggestions.
They’d be crazy to pass these up.
ROFLMAO!!!!
OMG Tracy they need to hire both you and Carrie!!! Hilarious!
JU SO FONII!!! LOVE the titles- CMM – Thank Cachita for Poise!
A few more titles they may consider-
Embracing your Envuelticas
If it can’t be done in heels, it ain’t worth doing!
Lavish and Luscious aka being Latina.
To all American boyfriends- Por favor, don’t try to understand us. JUST DO IT!!!
Hope you send your article to the editors- not nice hiding a national treasure. BB2U
P.S. Mujer- they say 40 is the new 30, entonces tu de vieja no tienes na’.
LOL Awesome jon Carrie! And truly a great titles from all of you!
Here’s one inspired by what some of you have offered!
“Rolling ‘R’s In the Bedroom”
;)
Definitely worth ignoring the family for awhile over.
I understand.
“Te quiero vs te quiero: He wants you or he wants to what to you?? How to know whether to stay or run.”
“Why does my grown BFF still call her mother Mami?”
“True Confessions: I purposely make my Latina GF angry just because her fiery temper makes me hot.”
“7 hispanic foods that will light his fire.”
jajaaj estan buenisimos!!! what about? Pipi goes in the toilet. Potty training su esposo latino, jajaj
Super fun and smart idea, Carrie!
Mercedes @BeChicMag´s last [fabulousness] ..Beachwear makes Brazilians stand out
This is hilarious. You´re so funny!!
I love this!!! I laughed so much reading this.
Is That A Platano In His Pocket Or Is He Happy To See You? Turn Him On, Dominincana Style!
Sujeiry´s last [fabulousness] ..Sujeiry Radio: J.Lo and Casper, Nydia Mata and Kissing on First Dates
Me muero!
Excellent!
girl, something about cooking! do you cook? do you cook for your hombre?? what would like to learn about cooking? what foods seduce your man? you know… all that typical “in the cocina” stuff… can i say “food column?” ;) ;)
I am dying of laughter here!!!!!
I’m cracking up here. I love your sense of humor.
Gracia, Letty!
We have a lot to laugh about…
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Thanks, everybody!
And love your headlines.
Somos tremendas!